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Olympics Gameday -- The Greatest Day

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Today's Schedule:

USA vs. Switzerland, 12 PM (NBC)

Canada vs. Russia, 4:30 (CNBC)

Czech Republic vs. Finland, 7:00 (CNBC)

Slovakia vs. Sweden, 8:55 (CNBC)

Fuck Switzerland.  Right, Zapp Brannigan?

Zapp: "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."


That's right!  USA!  USA!  USA!

Let's go Ca-na-da!  *clap clap clapclapclap


Uh, Slovakia is pretty cool, I guess?  What do you think, Michal Handzus?


"It's OK."


Alright, good enough!  This is the greatest day of our lives, men!  Go hockey, go sports, go time theft!  Onward, to victory!