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3 Best Ages

1) 8

2) 13

3) 22

3 Underrated Burns:

1) Butthead

2) Dicknose*

3) Corey Perry

*I once heard a guy call someone a dicknose.  The offended party said, "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" and the first guy replied, "It means you have a nose like a dick."  That's really funny to me.


3 People to Blame for Last Night's Sharks Loss:

1) Evgeni Nabokov

2) Devin Setoguchi

3) Niclas Wallin & Kent Huskins


3 Random People I Hate

1) That stupid fucking smug son of a bitch from the State Farm commercials; you know, the guy with Barry Zito hair

2) Thomas Jefferson

3) The guy at the tux place who laughed at me because I thought paisley was a color

3 Favorite Lost Characters

1) Jack

2) Adebisi

3) Sayid

3 People I Wouldn't Mind Seeing in a Kings Uniform Next Season

1) Kovalchuk Kovalchuk Kovalchuk

2) Anton Volchenkov, the Widowmaker

3) One of Vyacheslav Voynov, Thomas Hickey and Jake Muzzin

3 Least Favorite Lost Characters

1) Ana Lucia

2) Shannon & Boone


4) That ugly redheaded chick who died a while ago; her face disturbed me

5) Locke

6) Kinda hate everyone who isn't on the list above along with Jin & Sun


3 Dogs I Want to Play Fetch With:

1) Tugboat

2) Milo from The Mask

3) Rover from Independence Day (dog's got hops)


3 Times Justified Made Me a Little Gay for Timothy Olyphant

1) -Because I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.

2) -I once met a man who made model reconstructions of famous aviation disasters.  Tenerife. Sioux City. Lockerbie. Scaled down fusilages blackened and torn. Little engines and furrowed earth. I don't know. I figure people are entitled to their hobbies and I'm entitled to think those people are creepy. No offense Carl.
-Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery. I think you'll be quite surprised.
-Honestly, I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.

3) -Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.

3 Reasons I'm Looking Forward to Next Season

1) Anze Kopitar will score 90 points

2) Johnson-Doughty will be the best defensive pairing in the Pacific Division

3) Bernier, Moller, Loktionov, Schenn, Cliche, Lewis, Hickey, Voynov, Muzzin, Kozun