3 Best Ages
3 Underrated Burns:
3) Corey Perry
*I once heard a guy call someone a dicknose. The offended party said, "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" and the first guy replied, "It means you have a nose like a dick." That's really funny to me.
3 People to Blame for Last Night's Sharks Loss:
1) Evgeni Nabokov
2) Devin Setoguchi
3) Niclas Wallin & Kent Huskins
3 Random People I Hate
1) That stupid fucking smug son of a bitch from the State Farm commercials; you know, the guy with Barry Zito hair
2) Thomas Jefferson
3) The guy at the tux place who laughed at me because I thought paisley was a color
3 Favorite Lost Characters
3 People I Wouldn't Mind Seeing in a Kings Uniform Next Season
1) Kovalchuk Kovalchuk Kovalchuk
2) Anton Volchenkov, the Widowmaker
3) One of Vyacheslav Voynov, Thomas Hickey and Jake Muzzin
3 Least Favorite Lost Characters
1) Ana Lucia
2) Shannon & Boone
4) That ugly redheaded chick who died a while ago; her face disturbed me
6) Kinda hate everyone who isn't on the list above along with Jin & Sun
3 Dogs I Want to Play Fetch With:
2) Milo from The Mask
3) Rover from Independence Day (dog's got hops)
3 Times Justified Made Me a Little Gay for Timothy Olyphant
2) -I once met a man who made model reconstructions of famous aviation disasters. Tenerife. Sioux City. Lockerbie. Scaled down fusilages blackened and torn. Little engines and furrowed earth. I don't know. I figure people are entitled to their hobbies and I'm entitled to think those people are creepy. No offense Carl.
-Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery. I think you'll be quite surprised.
-Honestly, I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
3) -Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.
3 Reasons I'm Looking Forward to Next Season
1) Anze Kopitar will score 90 points
2) Johnson-Doughty will be the best defensive pairing in the Pacific Division
3) Bernier, Moller, Loktionov, Schenn, Cliche, Lewis, Hickey, Voynov, Muzzin, Kozun