Fair warning: I know absolutely nothing about Slovenia. All off this is from Google Image Search. But hey, I'm not one to let a lack of knowledge about something prevent me from making fun of it!
Slovenia: The ass dimple of Europe.
Slovenia? More like Latveria, am I right? See, because Latveria is the country controlled by Dr. Do-
How sad do you have to be to rip off Slovakia?
Get it out, get it out!
Hey fuck you, pal.
Your country looks like a dinosaur.
Um, he's not Slovenian. Actually, that's probably really offensive to the people of Slove-
Hahaha, yes! Wait, what was I talking about?
Hey, I'm going to the store. (*Ziplines)
Stupid Slovenians, boats go in the ocean.
Prediction: 1 goal.