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Line Options: Pre-Prospect Camp Edition

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Tyler Toffoli... will not be mentioned in this article.  I just think he looks like a dope in this picture.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
Tyler Toffoli... will not be mentioned in this article. I just think he looks like a dope in this picture. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
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I've been out of town the past week doing private stuff (that's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs), but while I was out I passed the time by doing what I usually do: writing up line combos. It's fun, it's easy, you can do it at home, at work or on the road!  It's just like my other favorite hobby: masturbating.

You can do them yourself too, or with friends! (Again, just like masturbating.) To get you started, here are some forward ideas:

 

Ryan Smyth - Anze Kopitar - Justin Williams

Alexei Ponikarovsky -Michal Handzus - Wayne Simmonds

Scott Parse/Oscar Moller - Jarret Stoll - Dustin Brown

Rich Clune - Brad Richardson - Kevin Westgarth

 

or:

 

Smyth-Kopitar-Williams

Poni-Handzus-Meat Train

Stoll-Schenn/Loktionov-Brown

Clifford-Richardson-Westgarth/Clune

 

or, if you really wanna get nuts:

Poni-Kopitar-Williams

Smyth-Schenn/Loktionov-Brown

Richardson-Handzus-Meat Train

Clune-Stoll-Parse

 

And on defense:

 

Rob Scuderi - Drew Doughty

Jack Johnson - Willie Mitchell

Thomas Hickey/Johan Fransson/Jacob Muzzin/Davis Drewiske - Matt Greene

 

or:

 

Mitchell-Doughty

Johnson-Scuderi

Hickey/Fransson/Muzzin/Drewiske-Greene

 

or (and this one's my favorite):

 

Johnson-Doughty

Mitchell-Greene

Hickey/Fransson/Muzzin-Scuderi

 

Go nuts!  You can do the Sharks or Ducks too if you're lame and like those teams.  The important thing is that you're wasting time at work, and really, isn't that what this is all about?