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A) The puck is cycled around from the right side and gets caught by the left winger here. He will be immediately tied up and will fumble for the puck for a little while before flipping it behind the net to the center.

B) The center will collect the puck and immediately get pinned against the boards. He will meekly chip the puck around the boards to the right winger, who will...

C) Try to pass it to a defenseman but the puck will instead go down the rink. If the defender manages to corral the puck, he will chip it back in and the process will start over again. At no point will the puck enter any area that is not purple.

Fuck everything. I'm with Quisp: