IAmJoe(Pavelski) vs. spades lil bandito's
IAmJoe(Pavelski) wins 9-2!
MVP: Tukka Rask, unfrozen caveman goaltender.
LVP: Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, and there may even be times when it seems like the best idea ever, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
These two teams are in our premier match-up this week for no good reason.
Wiki-Sharks vs. Setoguchi's Revenge
Setoguchi's Revenge wins 12-3!
MVP: Rick Nash had five points and fifteen shots on goal.
LVP: Dustin Byfuglien had a down week, with no points and a minus 2.
A painful, brutal defeat for yours truly.
Anzeholics Anonymous vs. Sleek and Destroy
Anzeholics Anonymous wins 10-1!
MVP: Jussi Jokinen had seven points. Seven points for Jussi Jokinen? Surely you must be kidding!
LVP: Joni Pitkanen didn't score a lot this week. He was probably tired from filming his new Finnish James Bond film, Joni Live Twice.
What's funnier: narrowly avoiding obvious puns, or wallowing in painfully stretched wordplay?
Teal Blades vs. Intaglio
Intaglio wins 9-2!
MVP: Stephen Weiss had five assists and a ton of faceoff wins. Do you guys like "Stephen" or "Steven" better?
LVP: R.J. Umberger? More like R.A. Badhockeyplayer.
Slightly off-topic: I really enjoy the Resident Evil movies, even though I know they're dumb. Does that make me a bad person?
Kitten Mittens vs. Slappyville Freezers
Kitten Mittens wins 6-5!
MVP: Say what you want about Patrice Bergeron having a really silly first name, the dude can score.
This was our only close match-up this week. It was mostly blowouts.
BROWS vs. 2 Live Drew
2 Live Drew wins 9-4!
MVP: Jordan Staal and Keith Yandle both had five points.
LVP: The BROWS suffered from a severe case of manager absenteeism this week.
Winning decisively in a week when Sidney Crosby was injured should be a point of pride for 2 Live Drew.
Fournick Gators vs. Quid Pro Clowe
Fournick Gators wins 11-2!
MVP: Cam Fowler, Brent Seabrook, and Nicklas Lidstrom all had three assists.
LVP: Without guidance from their manager, there was little hope for Quid Pro Clowe.
The Gators won the assists category 21 to 8. That's huge.
MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT vs. McSorley's Stick
MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT wins 9-4!
MVP: Jeff Carter and James Neal helped Rudy get this victory.
LVP: Neither of the managers set up their teams this week.
I've now spent more time writing this sentence then either of these two jokers spent managing their teams this week.