He's A Freak! He's The Fastest Kid Alive!

Viatcheslav Voynov won the AHL Fastest Skater Competition yesterday with a time of 14.197. That would have won the NHL Fastest Skater Competition as well, in case you were wondering. I'm trying to imagine a deal that involves Alec Martinez and Brad Richardson so Voynov and Marc-Andre Cliche will get to play for the Kings this season but I'm coming up blank.

In other All-Star news, Anze Kopitar had 2 goals in yesterday's NHL All-Star Game but was denied the MVP because everyone's racist against Slovenians. Corey Perry had 2 assists but was denied the MVP because he looks like a penis.

Oh, and Martin Jones got clowned on at the AHL  All-Star Game. This sucked: