Spade has the conch shell and is writing this week's report and will take full advantage and do what I want. I hate that goalies determine a majority of the winners...so Im gonna go ahead and ignore them. If you knew your goalie had a great week and you want pop a boner about it do so in the comments. I was busy yesterday and will be today...so this is half ass-ed..which should fit right in to the normal fantasy recap
Rule 64 vs. Fournick Gators
Rule 64 wins 10-3!
MVP: Former duck Chris Kunitz had a good week..gawd would be nice to have him back on our top line.
LVP: Jakub Voracek, whoever you are you sucked ass…Iginla laid an egg too.
spades lil bandito's vs. Windy City Frostbite
Windy City Frostbite wins 12-2!
MVP: a lot to choose from..how bout Alex Steen, 3 goals +1 8 SOG. And who the fuck is Bryan little? 40 face-offs won?
LVP: a lot to choose from here also how bout Zetterberg a -5?
Tim Connolly is off the IR so all my problems are solved! Scottyknows is my co-manager so i blame this undressing all on you bud...when is the last time scottyknew anything?
Sleek and Destroy vs. Keepem on the Island
Keepem on the Island wins 10-3!
MVP: Erik Karlsson from Ottawa I guess is pretty damn good.
LVP: Need more from Pavel Datsuyk, -5 ouch!!
the mighty sleek falls from the top perch!
Certified Ninjas vs. Bearodactyls
Bearodactyls wins 11-3!
MVP: jamoir fuckin jagr, 5 goals, 17 sog
LVP: Paul stansy was underwelhming.
who the fuck owns these 2 teams? I don’t know you so you don’t get a cool comment
Anzeholics Anonymous vs. Brows
Brows wins 11-4!
MVP: Jason Spezza was a beast: 3 goals
LVP: Magnus "ignoramus" Paajarvi had a bad week...
Niese and Grace you were Brow beaten!!...ohhh look at me!. is that a pun?
Kittons Mittons vs. UNSC Guiding Light
UNSC Guiding Light wins 8-5!
MVP: the team with metal poop for a logo had contributions from most everyone..Logan Couture contributed in the most catagories
LVP: Dustin Penner you were fatter and sucker than usual...want to come back to the ducks?
in the battle of the worst trash talking "We will feast on your souls and drink your nutritious blood! " space poop wins…oh and Nut has Kyle Clifford in his lineup…dear god
Teal Blades vs. Brain and Braun
Brain and Braun wins 8-6!
MVP: both these teams had horrible stats…Dan boyle did the most to help his team with +4 and 9 SOG.
LVP: Kris Versteeg would fit nicely in the Ducks lineup as he didn’t show up either..or didn’t play enough..too lazy to look up….
2 sharks fans go fin to fin and stink it up
PICKLESNAKE!!! vs. Sir Mitchellot
PICKLESNAKE!!! wins 8-6!
MVP: Kimmo Timonen a defensemen was a fuckin +8…Really?...I mean really..some shitty center who hasn’t won shit also did well..lets just say my free t-shirt prospects took a hit..
LVP: pleases me to say Simon Gagne took a shit.
I rhymed right there! some better smack talk in this matchup per Meg "One time I founded a boy band. It was between my couch cushions."
Team Quake vs. (Colin) White Power
Team Quake wins 6-5!
MVP: Hey Rudy, Ryan Smyth went 3 goals, 3 assists +2…I bet you’d rather have than penner or gagne right? lol
LVP: the uglier of the twins Daniel Sedin played like a fire crotch..that makes sense right?.
all the goalies in this matchup have first names that start with "J"...
Team Tugboat vs. The Snuffle Bunnies
Team Tugboat wins 6-5! (really you lost to rudy?)
MVP: Danny Briere was a beast in most categories…wayne simmonds 10 PIM..you bad boy!
LVP: breaking my rule here..because A)PNK pisses me off and B) always fun to laugh at the #1 pick in a fantasy draft doing bad C)cuz its Roberto Luongo and D)cuz I can
seriously PNK you lost to Rudy…CHOKE YOURSELF NUMBNUTS!