Battle of California Fantasy Report: Week 20

To celebrate the triumphant return of the Fantasy Report, I've done this week's entry in the form of haiku poems. Enjoy.

 

Premier Match-up

Anzeholics Anonymous vs. Intaglio

Intaglio wins 11-2!

This was a blow-out

Intaglio, best goalies.

Anze, not so much.

 

Wiki-Sharks vs. IAmJoe(Pavelski)

IAmJoe(Pavelski) wins 9-6!

I lost match to Joe,

Though he didn't check his team,

My team really sucks.

Sleek and Destroy vs.Setoguchi's Revenge

Sleek and Destroy wins 12-1!

Great week for Lubo,

Sleek annihilates Seto.

Neuvirth is good too.

 

Teal Blades vs.Kitten Mittens

Teal Blades wins 8-7!

Close match for these two,

Goalie gets Teal Blades the win.

Jack Johnson, bad week.

 

BROWS vs. MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT

MEEEEEEAAAAT wins 10-3!

Neither guy checks team,

So who cares who wins this week?

I'm done with this shit.

Fournick Gators vs. McSorley's Stick

Fournick Gators win 10-3!

Strong week for Gators,

Martin Brodeur is good now,

I wish I had him.

 

spades lil bandito's vs. Quid Pro Clowe

spads lil bandito's wins 13-2!

Bad team not set up,

Plus three IR for Quid Pro.

I hope you're proud, spade.

 

2 Live Drew vs. Slappyville Freezers

Slappyville Freezers wins 8-6!

A good close match here,

Freezers wins due to goalies.

Haikus are hard work.