Why is Dan Ellis sneering?
A) Paul Stastny regularly invites 15 underprivileged youths to Avs games. Ellis can smell them.
B) Until just now, Ellis thought he was playing for a team called the "Bucks."
C) He just noticed Jeeves in the crowd... cheering for the other team.
D) He realized that the poorest person on the ice was him.
Good work, everyone, another horrible season is in the books. Now we hope you all leave and never come back. Wait, no, don't actually leave. ...we're so lonely.
And me, Rudy Kelly!
Hey, what the fu-