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More on the lunges - "The funny thing is we started at about 1,000 (yards of lunges) the third week of May. I said 'Are you kidding me?' He said 'Just wait until July and we'll be doing 2,000 a day.' I can't wait for 1,000 again."


Dustin Penner, courtesy of Mayor's Manor

 

Welp, I did it. I didn't think I was going to be able to, which is kind of why I wanted to try it. Sometimes the best reason to try something is because you don't think you'll be able to do it. But I did it! I even got some work done: I listened to some music*, I wrote a limerick**, and I even wrote some of this story in my head.*** I also calculated that I did 680 lunges, or about 1.14 miles. That's a lot!

So yeah, I feel pretty cool. Of course, the Kings will go work out for 3 hours and then lunge 2,000 yards.... on the sand... every day.... but fuck it, I'm taking this one. Nothing wrong with giving yourself a win every once in a while. That's why I work out. Hell, that's why I play/follow sports. Go me!

 

Also, is anyone near my condo? I need someone to pick me up and carry me to the bathroom. I fell when I got home about 5 hours ago and Maggie is starting to circle me like a vulture.

*Baby I was stupid for telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for tryin' to pick a fight
I know that I've got issues
But you're pretty messed up too
Either way, I found out I'm nothing without you


**Oooooooh I'm lungin' round the world

On lunge three hundred I hurled

My cock's so big

It curls like a pig's

And rolls out like a flag unfurled!


***I listened to some music, I wrote a limerick, and I even wrote some of this story in my head.