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The movie Rookie of the Year is about: a twelve-year-old kid who joins a professional sports league.

If the movie were about hockey: Zdeno Chara would check Henry Rowengartner into a stanchion and the kid's head would snap off.

The movie What About Bob? is about: an irritating whiner who just won't go away and leave everyone alone.

If the movie were about hockey: It would be called What About Ryan Smyth?

The movie The Return of the King is about: a king who achieves a glorious total victory.

If the movie were about hockey: It wouldn't exist.

The movie A Christmas Carol is about: a mean rich man who doesn't care about the problems of the poor until three ghosts visit him and in the end he learns the error of his ways.

If the movie were about hockey: Instead of the three ghosts the rich guy would just get traded to the Ducks.



The movie Jaws is about: a shark that scares some people and almost kills everybody before blowing up right before the end.

If the movie were about hockey: It would be exactly the same.


That's all I was able to think of, but if you have any good ones, please share them in the comments.