-Oh god I'm so bored.
-I said this in the off-season:
I'd like the Kings to sign him early and then move him to a wing so Andrei Loktionov can play center. If that happened I think I'd actually really like Jarret Stoll, mostly as runoff from my love of Andrei Loktionov. But it probably won't (and even if it did I still wouldn't really like him)
I was wrong: somehow I hate him even more now that he's a winger.
-If Brad Richardson or Trevor Lewis could finish then Andrei Loktionov would have like 30 assists by now. If he would just shoot the Goddamn puck he'd have like 20 goals.
-Oh hey look, another stifled breakout. Good job guys.
-Games like this make me think I could play in the NHL.
-I want to shoot Brad Richardson into the Sun or trade him to Nashville... well not Nashville, he'd end up scoring 15 goals a season there. Columbus.
-What will the Kings' bottom six look like next year? I should ask Quisp.
-The Kings should call up Marc-Andre Cliche. I don't know how but they should do it. I just like that guy.
-Justin Williams is cool too.
-Why is the 4th line out there with 2 minutes left in the game?
Toffoli - Loktionov - MollerClifford - Fraser - Nolan
-The puck is right fucking there, just put it into the net!!!
-Oh, is it over? We lost? Fuck.
-That was the most boring game I've ever seen.
Happy birthday, Jonathan Quick!
Also: holy shit, Quick's only 26.
Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. I die of boredom.