Are you there God? It's me, Jer. The ECHL and AHL, the lower leagues, get their three periods of play. I hate myself for being so jealous, but I am. I wish you'd help the NHL just a little. The KHL get theirs too. And if the NHL loses the whole season I don't know what I'll do. Oh please god, I just want hockey back.
In which Jer just wants his three periods.