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Welcome to the Brave New BoC.

Thanks to Mako for the image.
Thanks to Mako for the image.

It begins.

MANDATORY SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS ARTICLE

The checks and balances are gone. Nothing can stop me now. Battle of California is mine!

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BEHOLD: THE LAWS OF THE NEW BATTLE OF CALIFORNIA

LAW 1: No mention of Stanley Cups.

LAW 2: Everyone must go "Like" Battle of California on Facebook. Also, you must de-friend all of your friends who don't like hockey.

LAW 3: We will soon be launching the official Battle of California book club. Our first read will be The Complete Fake Dan Ellis. Participation is, of course, optional.

LAW 4: Non-participation in optional blog activities will result in a ban from the blog. The offender will also be subjected to a blood eagle.

LAW 5: The names of those two guys who used to write about the Ducks and the Kings around here are never to be spoken again.

LAW 6: Because it makes people think I am a girl, everyone should stop referring to me as "Meg." Henceforth, everyone must call me by my proper Christian name, Mr. Megalodon Q. Pennyfeathers.

LAW 7: Blog contributor Spade will be immediately arrested and thrown into BoC Grammar Reeducation Camp.

LAW 8: Now that I think of it, we'll throw Dunn into the grammar camp too.

LAW 9: Jer has to stop being such a little bitch all the time. Seriously.

LAW 10: The lockout must end immediately.

THESE ARE THE DEMANDS AND SAYINGS OF MR. MEGALODON Q. PENNYFEATHERS.
OBEY OR BE DESTROYED.