I'm Fucking Leaving!

I have learned one thing in life: Always give in to peer pressure. It's a proven fact you will be socially accepted 90% more often than if you do what is actually right. Here is a chart proving this.

As you can see the improvements were drastic. So following the other cool kids I decided to leave the blog also. Hold your tears, please. I will be traveling across our glorious God given nation of fundamental Christian values and fried food into the great unknown called "Middle America". From what I hear it is nothing like Middle Earth, but the people there do refer to black people as Orcs and occasionally "college athletes". It will be a tumultuous journey of epic proportions on my way for a penile enhancement surgery medical procedure. Oh, and I'm not actually leaving the blog, so stop cheering assholes. However, I will be posting from the road! What could be more exciting? Damn it, put the gun down. It will be just like Kerouac's On the Road in that you will have no clue what is going on and nothing actually happens. Stay tuned. Please. I need this reinforcement. If you are upset...go blame Jen with her sexist attitude.

Viva la BoC.