Kings Gameday: "Goal?" Isn't That Olde English for "Jail?"

Hey, here are some cool things:

Dogs with moustaches

Hilarious!

Southland

Dreamy!

The works of Iika Gedo

Uh, good?...!

A snowman

Get it, because it's col-!!!!!!!!!!!

And hey, you know what else is cool?

SCORING SOME FUCKING GOALS, YOU ASSHOLES!!!

Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. I said "some," not "1!" Gah!!!