Kings Gameday: Mass Effect!

Hey, have you heard about this game called Mass Effect? It's pretty cool. I just finished it last night. It's like the 3rd non-Paper Mario/SNES video game I've ever beaten, along with Arkham Asylum and... wait, I guess just those two.

Anyway, go me! I'm going to start the 2nd one pretty soon! I'm excited!

Oh, and I guess the 3rd one came out? Whatever. No spoilers in the comments, you dicks!

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Do you ever wish the Nashville Predators would just... go away? Like they're not really that important but they're not an easy win like Columbus. Even their best players are good because they're big so you can't really marvel at their ability. They're just there, bothering me. The Predators and the Blues should go play for the Who Gives A Shit Cup and leave the rest of us alone. In fact, everyone but the Kings should go play for the Who Gives A Shit Cup, that way the Kings win the Stanley Cup every year! Hooray!

Prediction: Kings still manage to not win the Cup.