Kings Gameday: No Enemy

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more wolds left to conquer."

-Die Hard

For the first time I can remember, I like every single player on the Kings.

Dustin Brown, Anze Kopitar, Drew Doughty, Jonathan Quick? Awesome.

Mike Richards, Jeff Carter, Justin Williams, Rob Scuderi, Willie Mitchell? Cool dudes.

Slava Voynov, Jordan Nolan, Kyle Clifford, Dwight King, Alec Martinez, Jonathan Bernier? Good kids.

Dean Lombardi, Ron Hextall, Darryl Sutter? I like them too!

Jarret Stoll, Matt Greene, Colin Fraser? Well it's not like they're bad players or anything...

Kevin Westgarth? Well he's actually a bad player but he's just too gosh darn likable!

Davis Drewiske? I don't even know who that is!

Who else, who else... man, this is just like that one Twilight Zone episode where the dude hates stuff but then he doesn't have stuff to hate anymore and then his glasses break.

Dustin Penner, Trevor Lewis, Brad Richardson? Underperforming? Yes. Unlikable? No.

Well, Richardson kind of seems like a douche bag. Maybe I'll hate him! ...Nah, I can't force it. It needs to come naturally.

No enemy.

No en-ah-mee.

Nomani.

N... Niemi?

I should hate Antti Niemi?

I'm so lost.

Prediction: Kings beat the... Detroit Red Wings? We're playing the Red Wings?! Oh man, I just hate them so much!