/cdn.vox-cdn.com/photo_images/6651458/20120425_kdl_sj7_099.jpg)
Last week, Rudy purchased a Gatorade without checking the flavor. To his horror, he discovered that he had purchased a Gatorade with a "Lime-Cucumber" flavor. It was horrible.
Then Rudy took another sip. Rudy is dumb.
Anyway, that got me thinking about what other Gatorade flavors didn't quite make the cut. I contacted my friends down at Gatorade and got this non-comprehensive list. Behold!
Pumpkin Spice
Grape-Spider
Strawberry - Piss
Cinnamon - Tree Bark
Lemon - Lyme Disease
Chow Mein
Blood-Oyster
Mistletoe (Holiday Season Special)
Clean Linen
Chocolate-Sweat
Mexican Candy
Bubble Gum-Fluoride
Balls (pouch form only)
Pine Fresh
Guava-Aluminum Foil
Crab-Imitation Crab
Rectum Rush
Loading comments...