Last week, Rudy purchased a Gatorade without checking the flavor. To his horror, he discovered that he had purchased a Gatorade with a "Lime-Cucumber" flavor. It was horrible.
Then Rudy took another sip. Rudy is dumb.
Anyway, that got me thinking about what other Gatorade flavors didn't quite make the cut. I contacted my friends down at Gatorade and got this non-comprehensive list. Behold!
Strawberry - Piss
Cinnamon - Tree Bark
Lemon - Lyme Disease
Mistletoe (Holiday Season Special)
Balls (pouch form only)