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The Kings' Next Opponent (A Haiku)

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are you fucking serious

I mean, c'mon man

Martin Hanzal's good

But he's gonna get buttfucked

By my boy Anze


It's like Las Vegas

Except without the cool stuff

Welcome to Phoenix


Mike Smith tends the net

Someone else must tend his head

Bitch got Turnip Head


Stop playing Black Keys

Coyotes don't howl, dumbshits

It doesn't make sense


Who are you?

You're Radim Vrbata

No one cares


I've always wondered

What Riverside would be like

If it were a state


I hate gays

'Cuz God told me to

I'm Shane Doan