USA-Nigeria Gameday: Nigeria Is A Rich Country With A Proud Tradition

Nigeria's cool.

You know Adebisi, from Oz? He's Nigerian.

So's Hakeem Olajuwon.

It's also one of the Next Eleven economies, did you know that?

Keep up the good work, Nigeria.

Haha, just kidding.

-You know a country sucks when the whole of human civilization was started because some Homo looked around and said, "Fuck this place, I'm going somewhere else."

-You're going to get beat so bad you'll have to overthrow your gover... oh, you're already doing that. Carry on, then.

-Nigeria has 4 satellites in outer space. 4. Hahahahahaha

HIV/AIDS rate in Nigeria is much lower compared to the other African nations such as Kenya or South Africa whose prevalence (percentage) rates are in the double digits. In 2003, the HIV prevalence rate among 20 to 29 year-olds was 5.6%. -Wikipedia

...Fuck. Now I'm depressed. I'm going to need at least 3 alley oops to get over this.

-Nigeria's economy is going to double when Kobe Bryant autographs a Nigerian's shoe.

-The U.S. is going to beat Nigeria so bad they'll hear about it in Cameroon to the east, Benin to the west, and to the north in... haha, nice try! I'm not falling for that one, not after Meg tricked me into telling him another word for miserly while we were in front of the Black Student Union in college.

-Michael Olowokandi was a bitch. Is he dead now? I hope he's dead.

Prediction: Kevin Love is going to feel reeeaaaally awkward on the court.