Anaheim Ducks Gameday: Western Conference Predictions

About a week ago, Mr. Meg and Dunn submitted their season predictions, while I cowardly withheld judgement. I'm ready to make some bold predictions, with a little help.

Animals are supposed to be all intuitive and know everything.

Look, Paul the Octopus accomplished more in his 2 years of life than I have in my 29 years. The Llama Predictor was "fluffy and white and always right." Animals know things, and I'm going to use this to my advantage.

I have a cat named Abby, and if Abby is like every other animal, she knows how to predict sports. So with her help, here are my 2013 Western Conference predictions:

Shit, maybe this isn't going to work.

Game Day Predictions: The Flames somehow give the Ducks a tougher go than Vancouver did, but Anaheim still prevails 2-1. Goals by Selanne and Koivu.