An excerpt from a speech by the head of the Nationalized Hockey League, Barack Obama, given in Prague:
Thursday, Oct 17, 2013, 5:30 PM PDT
American Airlines Center
The Dallas Stars? Forget them. They're St. Louis's problem now.
As far as Maxim Lapierre and players like him go, I'll repeat what I said on this post from St. Louis Game Time:
Players like Lapierre and Raffi Torres are like nuclear weapons, and it’s time for all teams to disarm. Let’s load them all up on a rocket and send it into the sun, and I’m NOT speaking metaphorically here.
Prediction: The Dallas Stars get beaten so badly that they beg the league to move them to a new division so they don't have to play the Sharks so much any more. OH WAIT THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.
Video Gamery: My 76th-favorite video game is Mega Bomberman. I loved this game, and played it for many many hours. In a fun bit of coincidence, it turns out that Bomberman underwent a Matt Cooke-style reformation and today works passionately as an anti-bomb advocate.