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Thanks everyone for heeding my request from last week to take things a bit slower following the Best Week Ever. You all did a great job being more boring and less hilarious.
Here are the funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
#5
I'd like to thank Brent Burns for donating his hair to the Totally Not A Fake Charity To Get Brent Burns To Cut His Goddamn Hair Fund
— Rudy Kelly (@rudykelly) October 20, 2013
Rudy continues to be far funnier now than he ever was before his death.
#4
*walks out of a store* sorry cant donate today. the economy *shakes shopping bag* thats why i only got D2 and D3, not the first mighty ducks
— rad milk (@rad_milk) October 19, 2013
Things are tough all over these days. Thanks Obama.
#3
accidentally printing out 20 ascii wayne gretzky nudes on the really loud printer in the school's computer lab #90sHell #DecadeOfTorment
— wint (@dril) October 18, 2013
The great @dril makes his second appearance on our funniest Tweets list.
#2
Save your energy guys, I got this one. Hey @BizNasty2point0, your goalie has more goals than you. #YouSuck #Plug
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) October 20, 2013
Don't worry Biz Nasty. I'm sure you're still a better goalie than Mike Smith.
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
Mike Smith spends more time flopping around in the blue paint than Blue Man Group.
— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) October 16, 2013
Congrats to Mr. Mullet on the Tweet of the Week. Mike Smith jokes are always the best jokes.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
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