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Hockey season is in full swing now, and the tweets just keep getting better and better and then worse and then better again!
Here are the funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
#5
Shane Doan #AddaWordRuinaMovie
— Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) October 5, 2013
"Shane! Come back, Shane! No, not you, Shane Doan. You can fuck off and die."
#4
Every hockey team should have a designated MMA fighter and when teams want to fight those dudes should enter an octagon above centre ice
— Duncan Idunno (@DuncanIdunno) October 3, 2013
Finally a REASONABLE opinion in the hockey fighting debate.
#3
Ben Eager just cleared waivers. Remember when he said he was going to target the Canucks' stars? Maybe he meant over the Internet?
— Pass it to Bulis (@passittobulis) October 3, 2013
It would be pretty scary to be in front of Ben Eager in line at the unemployment office.
#2
Fire alarm currently going off during the game in Edmonton. It saw terrible hockey being played in Alberta and immediately detected Flames.
— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) October 2, 2013
This is the most popular tweet we've ever featured, so you've probably already seen it, right?
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
#PatrickRoying pic.twitter.com/ytrkLUQJId
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) October 3, 2013
Who is a bigger asshole: Patrick Roy or a random cat?
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC.
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