Hockey season is in full swing now, and the tweets just keep getting better and better and then worse and then better again!
Here are the funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
Shane Doan #AddaWordRuinaMovie— Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) October 5, 2013
"Shane! Come back, Shane! No, not you, Shane Doan. You can fuck off and die."
Every hockey team should have a designated MMA fighter and when teams want to fight those dudes should enter an octagon above centre ice— Duncan Idunno (@DuncanIdunno) October 3, 2013
Finally a REASONABLE opinion in the hockey fighting debate.
Ben Eager just cleared waivers. Remember when he said he was going to target the Canucks' stars? Maybe he meant over the Internet?— Pass it to Bulis (@passittobulis) October 3, 2013
It would be pretty scary to be in front of Ben Eager in line at the unemployment office.
Fire alarm currently going off during the game in Edmonton. It saw terrible hockey being played in Alberta and immediately detected Flames.— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) October 2, 2013
This is the most popular tweet we've ever featured, so you've probably already seen it, right?
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
Who is a bigger asshole: Patrick Roy or a random cat?
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC.