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Which was a more terrible accident: the one in which Patrick Marleau almost killed a guy, or the design of the Buffalo Sabres' new third jerseys?
It's a tough call.
Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
#5
The amazing thing about the oilers 14-0 goal run is they've done it without playing against the oilers.
— SirFozz (@SirFozz) November 22, 2013
If the Oilers ever get a good goalie on their roster, they could really be a dangerous team!
No, Ilya Bryzgalov doesn't count.
#4
Police expect stampede in streets. RT @BuffaloSabres: New Sabres 3rd jerseys on sale at the @SabresStore this Sunday. pic.twitter.com/JjnXIdC1OZ
— James Mìrtle (@mirtle) November 22, 2013
Sellin' like turdcakes. MT New #Sabres 3rd jerseys on sale starting this Sunday at 10am. pic.twitter.com/LMbllbdnx4
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) November 22, 2013
I wouldn't use those jerseys as toilet paper.
#3
Three shots tonight for Kennedy. Yes, I’ve been watching too much History Channel.
— Kevin Kurz (@KKurzCSN) November 24, 2013
WHAT DOES KEVIN KURZ KNOW ABOUT THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION? WAS HE PART OF IT? IS HE COVERING UP THE TRUTH?!?!?!
#2
Clarkson causes Grabovski to get cut. Again.
— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) November 24, 2013
He's talking about this near-disaster, in case you missed it.
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
Clutch problem. #ReasonMarleauCrashedHisCar
— David Ellingson (@dellingson91) November 19, 2013
Another great joke from Tim Thomas. This is even funnier than that whole Obama thing.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?
Don't be stupid.
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