Which was a more terrible accident: the one in which Patrick Marleau almost killed a guy, or the design of the Buffalo Sabres' new third jerseys?
It's a tough call.
Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
The amazing thing about the oilers 14-0 goal run is they've done it without playing against the oilers.— SirFozz (@SirFozz) November 22, 2013
If the Oilers ever get a good goalie on their roster, they could really be a dangerous team!
No, Ilya Bryzgalov doesn't count.
I wouldn't use those jerseys as toilet paper.
Three shots tonight for Kennedy. Yes, I’ve been watching too much History Channel.— Kevin Kurz (@KKurzCSN) November 24, 2013
WHAT DOES KEVIN KURZ KNOW ABOUT THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION? WAS HE PART OF IT? IS HE COVERING UP THE TRUTH?!?!?!
Clarkson causes Grabovski to get cut. Again.— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) November 24, 2013
He's talking about this near-disaster, in case you missed it.
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
Clutch problem. #ReasonMarleauCrashedHisCar— David Ellingson (@dellingson91) November 19, 2013
Another great joke from Tim Thomas. This is even funnier than that whole Obama thing.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?
Don't be stupid.