I have no idea how these posts are being numbered at this point.
We haven't had Burritos in a while! Since ievans has been living almost completely off the grid, eluding the ubiquitous eyes of Larry's oracle, I agreed to step in...like a week and a half ago. But I've been kinda busy too and then when I'm not busy I'm pretty lazy okay? You know what? There are a lot of fucking posts on this site to comb through and I wanted to give each week's winners their proper due. Here's your due. Smell it. Does it smell good? I bet it does. That's cuz The Hungry Games are back! Now with a Thanksgiving theme, because pilgrims.
First Game: Pack three 15-pound turkeys into your freezer for under $20.
Game 2: Get somebody else to make the turkey.
Game 3: Eat all the skin without removing the bird from the oven.
Game 4: Fuck salad.
Game 5: Disguise yourself as a cake, ambush unattended leftovers.
And since it's Thanksgiving, I'd just like to add that I'm super thankful to live in the greatest state with the best hockey and the finest burritos in the whole stinkin' union! Here we go--
Burrito for Week Oct20-26:
Bower Power correctly identifies a more appropriate image for Jar's repetitive slide show of Phil Kessel.
Shouldâve used this picture instead.
Burritos of Week Oct27-Nov2:
thatâs not fair to Giroux, heâs still toiling away in the Kingsâ minor league program
and Sleek recycles.
I forget why I drew these, but hey. Relevance! :)
by Earl Sleek on Oct 30, 2013 | 9:31 AM
Burrito for the week of Nov3-9:
Jar appreciates Everen's deconstruction of some dude's twitter joke.
Hrm, I donât knowâ¦ Iâm going to need a couple more paragraphs explaining why a joke isnât true before I can believe you.by Jared Dobias on Nov 4, 2013 | 10:36 AM
Burrito for the week 61-01voN:
bezzerkker reminds us that Texans are not a protected class.
Bullying is humans against other humans
not humans against Texans.
"I keep forgetting that most of the absurdity here is dead serious."--meetyourmakoby bezzerkker on Nov 12, 2013 | 6:39 AM
Burrito for the week Nov17-23:
HiYonKrak gives us an uncanny turn as @theNHLHumor.
The Best of the Rest:
pooponastick tag-lines Meg's surprisingly tricky GeoGuessng game
Winnipeg or Russia?
The game where everyone losesby pooponastick on Nov 10, 2013 | 12:43 PM
Sleek points out a typo in Jar's form e-mail and we all share in Meg's eureka moment.
THATâS why I didnât send it. I knew if I just waited long enough a good reason would come up.
Rudy stays true to that which made him so great and yet ultimately led to his inglorious demise.
I liked the dicksby RudyKelly on Oct 24, 2013 | 11:43 AM
The Worst Comment:
Oh, I dunno.......................................how 'bout this one?
NHLHumor proving my theory that if you like hockey but donât like basketball then you are a racist.by RudyKelly on Nov 4, 2013 | 11:29 AM
Even though I played it a few years as a child, basketball is too squeaky and high-scoring for my tastes but I can prove that I'm not a racist because I also hate golf. Also I was terrible at it because I'm part Chinese.
EDIT: Â Found this after the fact, but it was too perfect to ignore.