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The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Dunn's in Charge Edition

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Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/15/13.

Pucks. They come out of your butt
Pucks. They come out of your butt
Mike Carlson

Hi everyone. Meg couldn't make it this week to post the tweets of the week due to a bus unveiling he is attending in Winnipeg, but I was able to wrangle up some slightly humorous tweets for the week. Mainly by going through Meg's twitter account and seeing what he found because I was way too lazy to do it myself. Were you expecting otherwise? I hope not. Never get your hopes up for BoC. Plus, this gives me the opportunity to take over more of the main page. Welcome to hell, jerks! Anyways, here are the five sorta funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Fans in Vancouver react to home win over Boston by building glass storefronts throughout the city in celebration</p>&mdash; Jeff Veillette (@Jeffler) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jeffler/statuses/412095950383874048">December 15, 2013</a></blockquote>
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And the excitement is killing them.

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#4

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>OH SHIT IT&#39;S HAPPENING <a href="http://t.co/24ApzTVD5c">pic.twitter.com/24ApzTVD5c</a></p>&mdash; jer (@JerMeansWell) <a href="https://twitter.com/JerMeansWell/statuses/411971794040418304">December 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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This Jer guy found a funny headline. Maybe he should start a separate blog called "Battle of COWifornia"! Okay, yeah this tweet (and subsequent joke I made) wasn't that great, but that's only because it's Jer. Haha suck it, loser. This was the real number 4 tweet.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JerMeansWell">@JerMeansWell</a> Sounds messy.</p>&mdash; Earl Sleek (@earlsleek) <a href="https://twitter.com/earlsleek/statuses/411181507043012608">December 12, 2013</a></blockquote>
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It's Earl!

#3

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Chatted w/ Zach Parise briefly. He&#39;s not overly familiar with Cam Fowler but thinks he has a great chance to be on the U.S. Olympic team.</p>&mdash; Curtis Zupke (@curtiszupke) <a href="https://twitter.com/curtiszupke/statuses/410871266455744512">December 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Hahahahahahahahahaha, that's a real good one. Whoo, what a knee slapper.

#2

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Every kiss begins with K........ <a href="http://t.co/hEtzKFCj45">pic.twitter.com/hEtzKFCj45</a></p>&mdash; Strombone (@strombone1) <a href="https://twitter.com/strombone1/statuses/410997898978279424">December 12, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Say what you will about Roberto Luongo, but when he retires he is going down as a Twitter Hall of Famer.

#1 - The Funny as Dunn according to Dunn Tweet of the Week!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Florida ran out of replacement glass, and suddenly those seats aren&#39;t so great anymore: <a href="http://t.co/oyI0wxcHwg">http://t.co/oyI0wxcHwg</a> <a href="http://t.co/uDkp4Nm5R2">pic.twitter.com/uDkp4Nm5R2</a></p>&mdash; SB Nation (@sbnation) <a href="https://twitter.com/sbnation/statuses/410604202293862400">December 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>AND HERE I THOUGHT THE PANTHERS GOT RID OF TANNER GLASS <a href="http://t.co/SUg1ZRtxFd">pic.twitter.com/SUg1ZRtxFd</a></p>&mdash; who-ho-hoabot (josh) (@Whoabot) <a href="https://twitter.com/Whoabot/statuses/410600990467842048">December 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>A projection of the Florida Panthers plexiglass situation for 2015 and beyond: <a href="http://t.co/yVghfM9lYI">pic.twitter.com/yVghfM9lYI</a></p>&mdash; Marc Dumont (@Dr_Habs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dr_Habs/statuses/411528836359024641">December 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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NHL hockey. The best in the world. Never was a doubt. Professionalism.

Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?

Well, let's check and see!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" lang="en"><p>R.I.P all of you ❤️ <a href="http://t.co/cBz8Kj7WB6">pic.twitter.com/cBz8Kj7WB6</a></p>&mdash; NHL Humor (@TheNHLHumor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheNHLHumor/statuses/411863087684517888">December 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Good god.

If you see any other funny tweets (or anything else NHL Humor is grief-hawking like they are Spaghetti O's), go tell Meg, because this is his thing. If you don't like these tweets, blame Meg also. Really, just don't associate me with this sort of thing.

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