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The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Sharks Gameday Edition

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It's a busy time of year.

R.I.P in peace.
R.I.P in peace.

Christmas is in two days, guys. If you still haven't gotten all the presents you need to buy, then you are a horrible, thoughtless person.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5, why does that name sound familiar?


It truly was a Christmas miracle.


Dustin Brown hates cats twice as much as he hates humans because his hate is based on the number of knees a thing has.


"Sometimes you get your code exploded. That's hockey. Gotta keep your head up."

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Just perfect.


Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?

You know what? It's the holidays. It's the time of year when we're supposed to be charitable, to forgive others, and to just generally be kind.

In that spirit, I'll give you all the greatest gift I can imagine: I won't share any of NHL Humor's shitty garbage tweets with you this week.

Merry Christmas folks.

Next Game

Colorado Avalanche
@ San Jose Sharks

Monday, Dec 23, 2013, 7:30 PM PST
HP Pavilion

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Prediction: Fuck Dustin Brown.

Video Gamery: My 46th-favorite video game is Luigi's Mansion. It was great to see Luigi finally have a chance to shine without that asshole Mario stealing all the attention.