The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Two-Way Player Edition

For a great list of the funniest non-hockey tweets of 2013, look here!

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

*dusts of box titled "Trevor Lewis Celebration Items* RELEASE THE DOVES!!! *opens box* *skeletons fall out* Oh.

— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) December 24, 2013

Typo, sure, but whatever. Don't be a dick.

#4

#2013faves pic.twitter.com/KdEIeT4Jdy

— The Sleeping Giant (@USAbesthockey) December 24, 2013

Strong week for @USAbesthockey.

#3

Having gone 3/3 on 24/7 to date, the Cats have become the most feared opponent to appear on HBO since Omar Little. #FlaPanthers

— Florida Panthers (@FlaPanthers) December 24, 2013

Have you guys watched The Wire? You should. It's very good.

#2

Just when I thought I could get away from @Jgardiner272 for a few days pic.twitter.com/i4vOhhoUTl

— James van Riemsdyk (@JVReemer21) December 24, 2013

God damn that's a good burn.

Gardiner responded, but it wasn't quite as funny:

Funny you say that @JVReemer21 Look what just showed up at the Gardiner house. Your hands!! #bricks pic.twitter.com/VthbR3zBkG

— Jake Gardiner (@Jgardiner272) December 24, 2013

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Two-way player RT @JoeYerdonPHT: Omark on the flu: "I was puking and pooping." #Sabres"

— Sean Leahy (@Sean_Leahy) December 27, 2013

#poop!

and introducing a new feature...

The Funniest @cityofwinnipeg Tweet of the Week!

Take a holly jolly bus ride on the Santa Bus, Route 18 (Corydon) from Dec. 22-24 http://t.co/NYo4idi4Yt #Winnipeg #Santabus

— City of Winnipeg (@cityofwinnipeg) December 23, 2013

Santa's coming, you guys! And he's riding on a used bus!

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .