Tuesday, Dec 31, 2013, 5:00 PM PST
There's just so many possibilities for 2014! Anything could happen, friends. So here now are the predictions of things I believe will happen in 2014 that will make this year just great!
A Deep Playoff Run
Bear Flag Revolt Redux
A second Bear Flag Rebellion turns our great state back into a great nation unto itself, free from the shackles of the lesser 49 states.
The Rise of Handy Robots
Is 2014 the year of cyborg handjobs? You bet it is.
Party Down Movie?
The Sharks Lose Hertl for the Rest of The Season
Dunn Goes to Rehab
Seriously, you have a problem.
2013-14 Hart Trophy is Awarded to Ryan Getzlaf
Because why wouldn't it?
Pogs Make a Comeback
Fuck yeah they do.
The Majority of US States Will Recognize Same-Sex Marriage
As of right now, 18 states have accepted marriage equality. By the end of 2014, that number will be over 25, making a slight majority of the nation a less hateful place to be.
Team USA Takes Home Gold
I just hope no one gets Hertl.
To help commemorate the Ducks' 20th year this season, each gameday I'll be posting a clip of a classic moment from the team's history against that night's opponent. Here is today's...
Sharks - Ducks brawl 98-99 (via vindiggs)