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Monday, Dec 9, 2013, 7:00 PM PST
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In order to get to know the people of Long Island a little better, I decided to browse through Craigslist's Long Island Missed Connections. It was probably a mistake.
Here are some of the best posts of December so far...
RED HEELS!! STARBUCKS IN PATCHOGUE - WAVERLY PLAZA
VERY SEXY AND BUSTY LADY YOU ARE! RED HEELS, BLACK SKIRT, RED AND BLACK TOP. JET BLACK HAIR. I WATCHED YOU MOVE UP IN LINE AT STARBUCKS AND GOT HARDER AND HARDER. WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU AS MY SEXY PLAYMATE - LOVE YOUR BIG BOOBS!
sexy guys at GNC in Gateway
I was in your store. Both you guys were hot as hell. One blonde and one dark hair with facial hair. You both had smoking bodies. Let me know if either of you ever want to drop a load. What did I buy?
Park and ride, late for work
We met at the Medford park and ride. You sucked my dick and I fingered your ass, but then I had to go because I was running late to work. I'd love to finish it and fuck you some time. Tell me what was in your back seat and what was I wearing.
I'm guessing the answer to that, based on what is revealed earlier in the story, is fingers. Fingers were in the back seat.
lirr ronkonkoma line from penn station
We sat together and taked but never got to exchange #'s. I would love to take you out. Tell me more if it you.
If it you let take more.
I smelled your fart
Thanks to the fat guy standing online in front of me at Kohls. I know you farted because I smelled it. By the way, i saw a wet stain on the back of your pants when you walked away.
I don't think you understand what Missed Connections are supposed to be used for.
PIZZA KIngs PARK. NICEE PACKAGE
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** The couch you sat on **
I railed my wife on the couch that you were sitting on while you were over to visit. She was naked, panting like a slut begging me to fuck her harder with her knees up around her ears while I worked her deep and hard.
I love the fact that your cute ass sat right on the spot where only hours before I buried myself balls deep inside her and filled her.
Just thought I'd share. Maybe someday you can give it a try as well.
I'll never sit on a couch again.
Bro u was changing and I was looking dUde ur ass in. Those pants hit dam and it legs looked amazing too holy dam and the. The best was u wearing just sweats cause ur dick was totally swinging!! So thanks for the show nice
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To help commemorate the Ducks' 20th year this season, each gameday I'll be posting a clip of a classic moment from the team's history against that night's opponent. Here is today's...
This video is horrible quality, but here's the announcement for the trade that Lubo was so fond of.
New York Islanders 2012 Draft Party, Announcement of Trade For Ducks' Lubomir Visnovsky (via CourtsideTweets)