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The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Sean Avery Edition

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Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/8/13.

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Jared Wickerham

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So now you know.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:


Do your own homework, Elena.


I'm hoping for more bubble hockey coverage.




If Canada was smart it would be empty.

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

The greatest "Logan Couture looks like a horse" joke that has ever, or will ever, be made.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .

Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?

Jesus god NO. Certainly not as funny as Sean Avery, with this late addition:

If Sean Avery is self-aware enough for this tweet to have been funny INTENTIONALLY, then it's one of the funniest hockey tweets in history. But I just don't know. What do you think? Was Avery's tweet funny on purpose, or are we all just laughing at how blind he is to his own chicken-shittyness??