Anaheim Ducks Gameday: Detroit, A City Full of Hate

FAK U DUCKS YALL JUST A BUNCH OF BIRDS THAT WAS FROM DISNEY THE MOVIES AIN'T REAL YALL JUST FAGGOTS FAG DUCKS NO TUX YALL WEAK

— Nolan Turner (@skrillanolan) May 3, 2013

Whoa there, aggressively homophobic Wings fan...

The movies aren't real?

Certainly they're at least based on a true story, right?

Hold on I need to go check this out.

...Okay back now. After extensive research, it appears that noted bigot Nolan Turner is correct; there is no indication anywhere that The Mighty Ducks trilogy is based on any true-life events. This is heartbreaking, of course, and completely unexpected. And since Mr. Turner was right about this, what if he's right about other things? Are we all just faggot fag ducks no tux all weak?

Let's see what other Wings fans think.

OH MY GOD SUCK A DICK DUCKS YOU FUCKING FAGS GO WINGS OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED

— Josef Deneau (@Josef_Deneau) May 3, 2013

These guys certainly seem to have some anger issues.

The ducks warm up to nickelback.#fags

— Sirhc Yehcurf (@ChrisFruchey) May 6, 2013

While a player's sexual orientation makes no difference to me, I am pretty bummed out if that Nickleback thing is true.

No Charlie Conway. No Adam Banks = faggot ass ANAHEIM #GoRedwings #GoWings #BobbyRyanIsAFaggot

— Blair Montgomery (@Blair_Mont20) May 3, 2013

Looks like this guy also just recently learned that The Mights Ducks wasn't real, and blames the hoax on the gay community.

WHA TTHE FUCK ANAHEIM, STOP BEING A BUNCH OF BITCH FAGGOT DIVERS

— TylerMack (@TylerMackIV) May 3, 2013

A new summer Olympic sport.

anaheim is a team full of faggots

— Stevie (@steviebeyer) May 5, 2013

I think this guy was actually talking about baseball before this tweet, so I'm not even in the right sport anymore.

God I hate the ducks. Bunch of whinny little faggots. Fuck off

— Dave Youngblood (@youngblood905) May 5, 2013

He's probably talking about birds.

ANOTHER PENALTY 2 THE DUCKS U FAGGOTS

— 9☀2 (@DARIOBOMMARITO) May 4, 2013

Okay, we're back to hockey!

I like how you "ducks fans" try to chirp all day.....all you faggots probably still think the guy behind the bench is Carlyle

— Captain Cowles (@Cowles_dos_seis) May 3, 2013

What weird speculation.

Ducks fans are faggots.

— Seth Rozema (@SethRozema) May 3, 2013

A more straight-forward approach.

Ducks will self destruct. Series is already over. Quack quack faggots.

— Tyler (@Tyler_Franz13) May 3, 2013

Okay, well I've seen enough.

Red Wings fans, everybody!

Gameday Prediction: The Ducks once again don't bother to show up, because playing two consistently decent games in a row is too god damn much to ask.