Ducks Fans' Five Stages of Grief

Denial

so it wasnt just a bad dream....the #NHLDucks really lost last night. :-(

— Cassie B. (@CEB82) May 13, 2013

Anger

ducks lost !!! good series though !! #NHLDucks I even punched a hole on my wall when the game was over ! so mad !

— Geo Corzo (@Geo_FitLife) May 13, 2013

Bargaining

We'll get them next year guys #NHLDucks

— Patrice Chapman (@PatriceChapman) May 13, 2013

Depression

Having a difficult time getting through today. Went to bed pissed/Woke up depressed. Totally unmotivated, & I have deals to close #NHLDucks

— Vance Long (@VanceLong) May 13, 2013

Acceptance

Like I said before the playoffs started. They exceeded my expectations after the monstrosity of last season, and I couldn't be more proud.

— Vicky (@PrincessDuck) May 13, 2013

It's been a great season, one that defied all expectations. A team that wasn't supposed to make it close enough to sniff the playoffs was able to dominate all regular season long, and we even earned another meaningless banner to prove it! In the process, we also disproved science and math; as our advanced stats improved, our team devolved. We've made the case, now let's defund and burn down all institutions of higher learning!

At the very least, I'm happy that I can finally take a couple days off from blogging.

I'm tired.

So tired.