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Ducks Fans' Five Stages of Grief

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In which Kübler-Ross help guide us through our feelings today.

Fuck. Photo credit
Fuck. Photo credit
Jeff Gross

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

It's been a great season, one that defied all expectations. A team that wasn't supposed to make it close enough to sniff the playoffs was able to dominate all regular season long, and we even earned another meaningless banner to prove it! In the process, we also disproved science and math; as our advanced stats improved, our team devolved. We've made the case, now let's defund and burn down all institutions of higher learning!

At the very least, I'm happy that I can finally take a couple days off from blogging.

I'm tired.

So tired.