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I wrote a eulogy

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Thanks to everyone who pestered Wyshynski and forced him to let me write another one of these.

The moment of death.
The moment of death.
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"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come,
And laugh at the Canucks because they suck."

-W.H. Auden

Here you go.