NHL Playoffs

I wrote a eulogy

New, 256 comments

Thanks to everyone who pestered Wyshynski and forced him to let me write another one of these.

By Megalodon May 9, 2013, 10:00am PDT

256 comments / new

The moment of death.

"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come,
And laugh at the Canucks because they suck."
-W.H. Auden