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A Whole Lot of Rubles

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In Russia, your money goes to the state, comrade

"Hello, I'm Slava Voynov, and I have a shitload of money"
"Hello, I'm Slava Voynov, and I have a shitload of money"
Harry How

Slava Voynov is a very rich Russian now. Maybe not Ilya Kovalchuk rich, but the richest Russian on the west coast. We all have fun with what someone could buy with all that new money lining the walls of their house, so here is a special "Russian-through-Costco" edition.

1,562,500 Potatoes

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833,333 bottles (or 1,250,000 liters) of Costco Vodka

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And meet your new best friends!

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192,307 Dash Cams


Better pay for 17,507 auto insurance premiums actually


100,000 containers of Plaza Osetra Sturgeon Caviar

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34,722 flights back to the Motherland
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2,500 mail order Russian brides

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1.72 Alexander Frolov 5 year contracts

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510,204 Christmas dinners and a show with Yakov Smirnoff in Branson, Missouri

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1 freeing of self from the conflict between the proletariat and bourgeoisie