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Slava Voynov is a very rich Russian now. Maybe not Ilya Kovalchuk rich, but the richest Russian on the west coast. We all have fun with what someone could buy with all that new money lining the walls of their house, so here is a special "Russian-through-Costco" edition.
1,562,500 Potatoes
833,333 bottles (or 1,250,000 liters) of Costco Vodka
And meet your new best friends!
192,307 Dash Cams
Better pay for 17,507 auto insurance premiums actually
100,000 containers of Plaza Osetra Sturgeon Caviar
34,722 flights back to the Motherland
2,500 mail order Russian brides
1.72 Alexander Frolov 5 year contracts
510,204 Christmas dinners and a show with Yakov Smirnoff in Branson, Missouri
1 freeing of self from the conflict between the proletariat and bourgeoisie
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