Los Angeles Kings Gameday: It's Whacking Day!

Hey, I wonder how last game went...

OH SWEET JESUS, NO!

Maybe, it just looks bad from that angle. Let's try another, and-

Well, this could only end badly. Say, isn't that Pierre McGuire next to Carter?

OH GOD IT GOT WORSE! Do something Richards! I don't know why he's in a dress though. Must be the concussion. What's Toew's excuse?

Yeah, this angle is definitely worse.

Just keep hiding, Carter! Why would you bother to check? HE'S STILL OUT THERE!

The Chicago Blackhawks lost game three and lost Duncan Keith for the above mentioned atrocities to Jeff Carter. The Kings, after taking game one off and being drunk for game two, played as they are capable of. It was a welcome change, at least until the third where they fell back into the prevent style, and proceeded to give up chance after chance.

Game 4 is another important one (which game isn't at this point?), so blah blah blah, talking points.

Prediction: So about that suspension...Chicago isn't happy.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>duncan keith suspended 1 game for what...? being a man and not taking shit from jeff carter...please</p>&mdash; Mike Keating (@MKeats21) <a href="https://twitter.com/MKeats21/status/342502072593309696">June 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>In honor of Duncan Keith... I am buying a mini stick and slashing the first Kings fan that looks at me wrong tomorrow... Right in the grill</p>&mdash; Jack(@Jack3Flan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jack3Flan/status/342498706312003584">June 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Duncan Keith's suspension video is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen. The high stick was completely warranted. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23carterlikesD">#carterlikesD</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23Bullshit">#Bullshit</a></p>&mdash; Will Martin (@WillMartin19Ak) <a href="https://twitter.com/WillMartin19Ak/status/342496253713735680">June 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>As if Duncan Keith is suspended for tomorrows game <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23gay">#gay</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23favouriteplayer">#favouriteplayer</a></p>&mdash; andrew ives (@TheBigRick_9) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBigRick_9/status/342481439780110337">June 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just saw the Duncan Keith suspension that was very dirty love the guy but that was a scum bag move</p>&mdash; TJ Janus (@12TJanus) <a href="https://twitter.com/12TJanus/status/342473342214881281">June 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Oh wait, that was reasonable there for a second. Kings win, wait for it, 3-2. Huge change up in scores I know.