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The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Labor Day Edition

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Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 9/1/13.

Celebrate good times, come on.
Celebrate good times, come on.

I take Labor Day very seriously, so I'm not going to do one single extra bit of work on this post.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related Tweets of the past week:


Calling it the "Stanley Cups final" reminds me of that old Onion article about William Safire ordering two Whoppers Junior.


Rudy never gets very many retweets on his stuff, so maybe he isn't really as funny as I think he is.

He and I share a very special relationship.


Uber-dork Winging It returns to the top five after a blissful absence last week. Congrats, loser!


Homophobic Russian hockey players have been a big boon for hockey Twitter comedy this off-season.

#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

This was basically the same joke as the previous one, but it earned a few extra points with me for being sexy.

Also, this Tweet isn't really about hockey so it doesn't count as an official Funny Five selection, but I thought it was great and Kid Ish told me to include it, so here you go:

As always, if you see a funny hockey Tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .