The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Nazi Joke Edition

As preparations for hockey season kick into high gear, hockey Twitter has come alive. In related news, I've started to seriously re-think my commitment to this Twitter feature.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

The Canucks' window may still be open, but that will only lead to a humiliating defenestration.

— Whine Country (@whine_country) September 25, 2013

Whine Country has become a staple of this Funniest Tweets thing, which is one of the main reasons I'm reconsidering the whole concept.

#4

Randy Carlyle to meet the media soon. Unless of course he chooses to defuse the situation by shoving his best player out there instead.

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) September 23, 2013

This Greg guy could actually make something of himself if it weren't for that unfortunate last name.

#3

"Black Mama" is what the kids call their nanny. RT @DustinBrown23: Kids name game. Roger seems to be edging out black mama at the moment.

— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) September 26, 2013

What in the hell was Dustin Brown talking about in that original tweet?

#2

Okay everyone, bring in the jokes about Canada's Nazi jerseys!

When does Hockey Canada announce final rosters and hold its training kampf?

— The Sleeping Giant (@USAbesthockey) September 24, 2013

I can’t tell, do the new Team Canada jerseys still have the fake tie-ups in front or are they going for the one pure lace?

— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) September 24, 2013

Rather than going for gold, Canada should try to steal the Ark of the Covenant.

— Harrison Mooney (@HarrisonMooney) September 24, 2013

Canada should wear those black alternates when they play the US, ensuring the Americans only come out for the third period.

— Cam Charron (@camcharron) September 24, 2013

More than winning a gold medal, Team Canada is really hoping to annex Poland.

— Fear The Fin (@fearthefin) September 24, 2013

Nicely done everybody. I encourage you all to keep working on your material from now until the Olympics begin.

#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

More pic will poot soon!

— Alex Ovechkin (@ovi8) September 29, 2013

Hahaha I'm still laughing about this. Russians are the best.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .