The Oilers? Haha nobody cares.
Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week.
Looks like Jimmy Howard has a case of the St. Louis Browns :(— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 21, 2014
Mr. Gentille actually put together a bunch of these poop-related tweets when it was thought Howard was suffering from diarrhea:
When you're playing at the Joe and the doo-doo starts to flow, diarrhea. Diarrhea.— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 21, 2014
When you're in you're in your goalie pads and your tummy rumbles bad, diarrhea. Diarrhea.— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 21, 2014
There were more but...you get the idea. One of the more impressive runs I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of runs.
I wish Cleary had signed in Dallas so they could have a Peverley-Cleary line and I could make Ramona & Beezus jokes.— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) January 24, 2014
Congrats to Winging it in Motown for making the hockey joke most likely to be featured in a Scholastic Book Club flyer.
really excited for the stadium series game tonight because ive always wondered what it would be like to watch corey perry drown— ryan lambert (@twolinepass) January 25, 2014
I'm normally pretty hostile towards all "lol the ice in California will melt!" jokes but I'm a huge fan of all jokes that involve Corey Perry dying.
Pretty fitting that a series of watered-down outdoor hockey games is sponsored by Coors.— stefan (@boring_as_heck) January 26, 2014
Watch it buddy! According to Battle of Califonia readers, Coors Light is the very best beer in the entire world!
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
I blame Wayne for all of this.— James Mirtle (@mirtle) January 26, 2014
Mirtle nails it yet again. Everything amazing about California hockey is thanks to Wayne Gretzky...and everything stupid about California hockey can be blamed on Wayne Gretzky.
Wednesday, Jan 29, 2014, 6:30 PM PST
Prediction: The Oilers are pretty terrible, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Sharks won and scored like six goals.
Video Gamery: My 29th-favorite video game is Dragon Age. Rudy liked this one a lot too, and I'm confident that at least part of his enjoyment had something to do with that Antonio Banderas elf dude you could bang in the game.