The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Oilers Bad Edition

The Oilers? Haha nobody cares.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week.

#5

Looks like Jimmy Howard has a case of the St. Louis Browns :(

— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 21, 2014

Mr. Gentille actually put together a bunch of these poop-related tweets when it was thought Howard was suffering from diarrhea:

When you're playing at the Joe and the doo-doo starts to flow, diarrhea. Diarrhea.

— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 21, 2014

When you're in you're in your goalie pads and your tummy rumbles bad, diarrhea. Diarrhea.

— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 21, 2014

There were more but...you get the idea. One of the more impressive runs I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of runs.

#4

I wish Cleary had signed in Dallas so they could have a Peverley-Cleary line and I could make Ramona & Beezus jokes.

— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) January 24, 2014

Congrats to Winging it in Motown for making the hockey joke most likely to be featured in a Scholastic Book Club flyer.

#3

really excited for the stadium series game tonight because ive always wondered what it would be like to watch corey perry drown

— ryan lambert (@twolinepass) January 25, 2014

I'm normally pretty hostile towards all "lol the ice in California will melt!" jokes but I'm a huge fan of all jokes that involve Corey Perry dying.

#2

Pretty fitting that a series of watered-down outdoor hockey games is sponsored by Coors.

— stefan (@boring_as_heck) January 26, 2014

Watch it buddy! According to Battle of Califonia readers, Coors Light is the very best beer in the entire world!

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

I blame Wayne for all of this.

— James Mirtle (@mirtle) January 26, 2014

Mirtle nails it yet again. Everything amazing about California hockey is thanks to Wayne Gretzky...and everything stupid about California hockey can be blamed on Wayne Gretzky.

Prediction: The Oilers are pretty terrible, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Sharks won and scored like six goals.

Video Gamery: My 29th-favorite video game is Dragon Age. Rudy liked this one a lot too, and I'm confident that at least part of his enjoyment had something to do with that Antonio Banderas elf dude you could bang in the game.