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Ducks Gameday: Halloween in Missouri Seems Miserable

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A time out from our normal St. Louis gameday posts to talk about tomorrow's holiday. Ducks @ Blues.

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Traditionally when a Battle of California team has to face the Blues, we like to go on fact-finding missions to further prove our long-held belief that everyone in St. Louis is a racist bigot. Evidence has always been easy to come by (see, for example, thisthisthis, or this), and the posts write themselves.

But seeing as how tomorrow is a holiday, I decided to provide an early Halloween miracle for Blues fans, and not focus on their atrocious, unwavering hatred for once. Instead, let's all laugh at them for being really bad at Halloween.

Apparently, no one in Missouri seems to know how to carve a pumpkin, but that doesn't stop them from trying. Trying, and sharing their disastrous results with the world as if their failures are something to be proud of (of course this misguided, steadfast pride in the face of all logic is probably the same exact thing that leads them to be such a hateful people, but I digress). So here's a bunch of mistakes that Blues fans thought you'd appreciate...

Bleed blue!!! #halloween #pumpkin #STLBlues

A photo posted by @yoogabbagabby on


(via Reddit)

Oh and here's my pumpkin #stlblues

A photo posted by Emilie Davis (@emiliejdavis) on

Great day of apple picking, seafood lunch and #stlblues pumpkin carving with the boy

A photo posted by Kelsey (@kboz_13) on

Okay, you get the idea,

Good job fucking that up real bad, St. Louis.

Gameday

Ducks (8 - 2) @ Blues (4 - 4)

Thursday, Oct 30, 2014, 5:00 PM PDT

Scottrade Center

Prediction

An overzealous Blues fan throws an ugly pumpkin on the ice, and St. Louis is too distracted to play a decent game. They fail as bad as these carving attempts did, losing 3-1 to the Ducks.