Ducks Gameday: Battle of California Comments of the Week (Week 6)

This is a reoccurring weekly feature that awards the "El Burrito de la Victoria" trophy to the comments with the most amount of reader "recommendations" from the prior week. All recommendations are tallied the night before this feature is posted. With any luck, this will encourage you to not only comment more often, but to be funniers.

Look, I'm going to be honest with you... I'm compiling this week's burritos while Drunk. It's Saturday night as I type this, and I've spent most of the night drinking while celebrating a buddy's birthday. So forgive me if I fuck up this whole post, you'll understand why.

Luckily, the Ducks play the Panthers today, and on top of that, this is a weekend post. That means no one will actually read this, and once again I can get away with combining a Gameday post with a "Burritos" post, to celebrate your best comments. Hopefully I don't mess this up too bad. Stace is also really drunk tonight, but at least I managed to write my own post, so I have one up on her.

Hopefully this gives you a better understanding of how we operate around here.

Anyway, it seems like we had a short week with not too many games from any of our teams. Let's see what happened...

UPDATED: 11/16/2014 8:29 AM: Not surprisingly, I fucked the counts up real good last night when I was drunk. I have updated the burrito winner and some honorable mentions to reflect a more accurate count.

Comments of the Week
11/9/2014 - 11/15/2014

The Best

If I had a nickel for every sharks player who was good during the regular season and then sucked in the playoffs, I would have so many nickels to throw at Brian Campbell

by stace_ofbase on Nov 11, 2014 | 12:20 PM

STACE WINS HER VERY FIRST BURRITO! HOORAY!

Honorable Mentions

Here are some other highly-rec'd comments of the past week...

In reponse to someone saying a Red Wings fan deserves some recognition...

Fuck that guy.

by Jared Dobias on Nov 9, 2014 | 4:34 PM

Brian Campbell gets mixed up in the Soup Wars...

Man they hold onto that? If I held a grudge against every Shark who did something stupid in the playoffs, I’d be booing every game nonstop for all of eternity.

I also like when Sharks fans are at the grocery store and they boo the Campbell soup cans.

by stace_ofbase on Nov 11, 2014 | 7:28 AM

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by Chris ATC on Nov 11, 2014 | 8:48 AM

In response to an awful Blackhawks tattoo...

It looks like Hello Kitty is donning redface and eating some boxer briefs.

by ievans on Nov 9, 2014 | 9:24 AM

I'll skip over a dumb comment I made to get to this, in response to WalMart shoppers watching someone shit in a bag...

I doubt the Walmart patrons were surprised considering it was a Colton Walmart. If anything, they were probably curious why he was using a bag.

by Chris ATC on Nov 13, 2014 | 9:10 AM

... And that's about it for the week, except for these two comments (here and here) which don't make much sense out of comments.

Worst

I'm too drunk to judge the worst comment of the week, and there wans't enough of them anyway, you assholes.

COMMENT MORE.

Gameday

Panthers (5 - 8) @ Ducks (10 - 6)

Sunday, Nov 16, 2014, 5:00 PM PST

Honda Center

Prediction

I have a bet on this game with a close friend of mine (and Florida fan), so the Ducks will certainly lose and prove me wrong. Panthers win 3-1, Emerson Etem scores an empty-netter.