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Ducks Gameday: 11 Best Christmas Movies

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With Christmas just around the corner, let's look at some of the best holiday movies before tonight's Ducks @ Senators game.

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Did you know that Christmas is coming up really fast?

It's basically tomorrow. Time to start binge-watching Christmas movies. Here are the best ones...

11. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Quote: "Shitter was full."

10. A Christmas Story

This one would actually be much better if it wasn't played non stop for like three months out of the god damn year. We get it, it's a good movie. Maybe just play it once a week or something, assholes.

Quote: "Oooh fuuudge!"

9. Die Hard

Quote: "You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck."

8. Ernest Saves Christmas

Wait, actually this movie sucks.

Quote: " Christmas is going on!"

7. Home Alone

Did you know that there was a scene in the movie that  Joe Pesci's character was supposed to bite Macaulay Culkin's character's finger, but Pesci actually bit him in real life, leaving a permanent scar? Good times. Kids getting hurt is funny.

Quote: "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"

6. Scrooged

Quote: "Did you try staples?"

5. Here Cumz Santa

A holiday classic, probably!

Quote: "Fuck me, Santa" is probably said.

4. Gremlins

Fuck yeah.

Quote: "Perhaps some day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai waits."

3. A Very Sunny Christmas

Quote: "You go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass."

2. Elf

Quote: "Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad."

1. Bad Santa

Quote: "You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."


After this 7th game in a row, we don't have to play one of these shitbag Canadian teams for a while. Hooray!

Ducks @ Senators

Friday, Dec 19, 2014, 4:30 PM PST

Canadian Tire Centre


Ducks win 6-3, with an Ottawa own-goal by Chris Phillips.