Did you know that Christmas is coming up really fast?
It's basically tomorrow. Time to start binge-watching Christmas movies. Here are the best ones...
11. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Quote: "Shitter was full."
10. A Christmas Story
This one would actually be much better if it wasn't played non stop for like three months out of the god damn year. We get it, it's a good movie. Maybe just play it once a week or something, assholes.
Quote: "Oooh fuuudge!"
9. Die Hard
Quote: "You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck."
8. Ernest Saves Christmas
Wait, actually this movie sucks.
Quote: " Christmas is going on!"
7. Home Alone
Did you know that there was a scene in the movie that Joe Pesci's character was supposed to bite Macaulay Culkin's character's finger, but Pesci actually bit him in real life, leaving a permanent scar? Good times. Kids getting hurt is funny.
Quote: "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"
Quote: "Did you try staples?"
5. Here Cumz Santa
A holiday classic, probably!
Quote: "Fuck me, Santa" is probably said.
Quote: "Perhaps some day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai waits."
3. A Very Sunny Christmas
Quote: "You go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass."
Quote: "Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad."
1. Bad Santa
Quote: "You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."
After this 7th game in a row, we don't have to play one of these shitbag Canadian teams for a while. Hooray!
Friday, Dec 19, 2014, 4:30 PM PST
Canadian Tire Centre
Ducks win 6-3, with an Ottawa own-goal by Chris Phillips.