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Ducks Gameday: Arizona is a Pisshole

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Defiling mummies at the bottom. Ducks @ Coyotes

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In the Summer of 1998, I was 14 years old. My dad and I went on a road trip through something like 11 states, though the specifics are hazy. It was a lot of fun and we did a lot of ridiculous things.

On the last leg of the trip as we circled back towards California, we stopped by the Grand Canyon (which of course runs through Arizona).

Wanting to leave my mark, but mostly just wanting to desecrate the shithole state that is Arizona, I decided to take a piss off the edge of the cliff where we were. My dad, in his infinite wisdom, snapped a pic of it...

Pissing on Grand Canyon

You'll have to forgive the picture quality, 1998's digital camera technology was a little, uh, different than today's. You can tell it's 1998 because of my sweet cargo pants. My hair was also spiked, but it's hard to tell. What a time to be alive.

My dad peed on the Canyon as well, but I don't have a picture of that. We both helped erode the landscape just a little further.

Fuck Arizona.

Gameday

Ducks (23 - 13) @ Coyotes (12 - 22)

Saturday, Dec 27, 2014, 5:00 PM PST

Gila River Arena

Prediction

Shane Doan once against targets one of our rookies with a cheap shot, because he is a garbage human. Ducks win 2-1.