Before tonight's game, we asked some peeps about their New Year's Resolutions.
He's finally going to get the elusive rooster trick.
He's finally going to get Jeremy Roenick to go to the county fair with him.
He's finally going to demand satisfaction and duel Otto von Bismarck.
He's finally going to play hockey again and see if he can get more suspensions than John Scott this season.
He's finally going to reveal that he is from Long Beach, California.
He's finally going to stop being a pissbaby.
He's finally going to watch his first PG-13 movie without covering his eyes.
He's finally going to be the first superhero to become Team Captain.
He's finally going to get the starting position--He's going to be the guy who turns on the boat when he goes fishing.
He's finally going to get 69 suspensions in one year.
He's finally going to become Playoff Two-Time Goal Scorer, Mike Brown.
He's finally going to start spelling his name right.
He's finally going to switch from a sippy cup to a Big Boy cup.
He's finally going to pursue panhandling full time during the offseason.
He's just going to continue being terrible.
He's finally going to teach his dogs how to ice skate.
He's finally going to figure out how to get rid of his two best players.
And the team resolution is.....
Try super hard not to blow a 3-0 lead.
*When I went to write Barclay Goodrow, I first wrote Goodrow Wilson, which is now his new name.
San Jose Sharks @ Anaheim Ducks
5:00pm PST (so dumb)
Da Ponda Center
The Sharks finish off the year by doing what they do best--blowing a 3-0 lead. Sharks lose, 4-3. Goals from Andrew Desjardins, Micheal Haley, and Tye McGinn.
Setting the Tone:
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Tweet of the Day:
Wow RT @stace_ofbase: I don't care
Awfu Hockey Tattoo of the Day: