The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Coconut Disposal Edition

Olympics? More like Nolympics.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

Boy would my face have been red # pic.twitter.com/63P1jJZ8cg

— Michael Richards (@MRichie_10) February 14, 2014

Richards has been having a very entertaining time on vacation, and this tweet proves that he is actually, legitimately, on-purpose funny.

#4

Or at least take a knee. RT @theroyalhalf: BOW TO YOUR AMERICAN OVERLORD pic.twitter.com/su4aCvvJ1O

— Prof Scientist PhD (@fruitsareedible) February 13, 2014

#NHLValentines pic.twitter.com/H4cYgQuV4I

— Nuggetsauce (@nuggetsauce) February 12, 2014

Two solid knee-puns tie for fourth-place this week. Good work guys.

#3

@GeorgeParros has never seen #Titanic. I showed him my favorite scene! #barbados #notsoviolentrightnow @ViolentGents pic.twitter.com/RE9htmxuZn

— Brandon Prust (@BrandonPrust8) February 12, 2014

How the hell has Parros never seen Titanic?

#2

.@causewereguys I made a meme for you it’s just like your old one but more succinct and clearer about what it means pic.twitter.com/G9bbCd2uiv

— Harrison Mooney (@HarrisonMooney) February 16, 2014

This one was really great and also led to this fun exchange.

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

as I promised earlier, jonathan toews explaining curling to disinterested jeff carter pic.twitter.com/urnMzzTAF9

— harriet m welsch (@langluy) February 16, 2014

Hahaha holy shit look at how enthusiastic Toews is, with his dumb Amish beard and everything. This is pure gold.

The Funniest @cityofwinnipeg Tweet of the Week!

This week City of Winnipeg basically tweeted nothing but snow advisories every day, which IS pretty hilarious if you're in California.

if you ever catch me living where it snows there better be a super good fucking reason because that’s some bullshit

— jon hendren (@fart) February 15, 2014

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .