Olympics? More like Nolympics.
Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
Boy would my face have been red # pic.twitter.com/63P1jJZ8cg— Michael Richards (@MRichie_10) February 14, 2014
Richards has been having a very entertaining time on vacation, and this tweet proves that he is actually, legitimately, on-purpose funny.
Two solid knee-puns tie for fourth-place this week. Good work guys.
Brandon Prust (@BrandonPrust8) February 12, 2014
How the hell has Parros never seen Titanic?
This one was really great and also led to this fun exchange.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
as I promised earlier, jonathan toews explaining curling to disinterested jeff carter pic.twitter.com/urnMzzTAF9— harriet m welsch (@langluy) February 16, 2014
Hahaha holy shit look at how enthusiastic Toews is, with his dumb Amish beard and everything. This is pure gold.
The Funniest @cityofwinnipeg Tweet of the Week!
This week City of Winnipeg basically tweeted nothing but snow advisories every day, which IS pretty hilarious if you're in California.
if you ever catch me living where it snows there better be a super good fucking reason because that’s some bullshit— jon hendren (@fart) February 15, 2014
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .