The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Hasty Work Edition

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the week ending 2/2/14:

#5

Today after exersice...i have a lot of new young friends:-D..fun must be alwalys:-)) pic.twitter.com/oM005RF2Py

— Tomáš Hertl (@TomHertl) January 31, 2014

A look at Tomáš Hertl's rehabilitation regimen: pic.twitter.com/WpdwvJn8ih (via @Michal_68) #sjsharks

— Brodie Brazil (@brodiebrazilCSN) January 31, 2014

These could very easily have taken the "funniest tweet" spot this week and for all the rest of the weeks until there are no more weeks, but it hardly seems fair to compare these to normal, everyday tweets. This is a whole new level.

#4

@BlueJacketsNHL Don't count on it.

— Carolina Hurricanes (@NHLCanes) February 3, 2014

#3

Original Six? That used to be me. Hi, I'm Jamie Langenbrunner for ExtenZe.

— David Ellingson (@dellingson91) January 30, 2014

The retweet to fav ratio on this one tells me that a lot of people out there are too afraid to retweet dick jokes.

#2

Ben Scrivens is really playing like he doesn't want to use his Cornell degree in Hotel Administration.

— Steph (@ThatGirlStimpy) January 30, 2014

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

On the Kings' next goal we should all drive over to Dodgers Stadium and cheer.

— Earl Sleek (@earlsleek) January 28, 2014

Congrats to Earl and all the other winners this week.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet that you think deserves a spot in this feature, send it to me @MegalodonBOC.