The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Those Wonderful Canucks Edition

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

omg it's the yellow king RT @stace_ofbase: pic.twitter.com/7gweoexHEl

— Robert P. (@RobertJFTC) March 6, 2014

OH MY GOD CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED ON TRUE DETECTIVE LAST NIGHT?!??!?!

Actually don't talk about it yet, give people a chance to watch it, please. But wasn't it CRAZY!

#4

BREAKING: Goaltender change in the Heritage Classic game. Sestito is now in net. Lack traded to Edmonton. Luongo denied food and water.

— SJ (@stace_ofbase) March 2, 2014

This tweet is even funnier considering everything that's happened to the Canucks since that outdoor game.

#3

Why would they want a mammoth. RT @DarrenDreger: Leafs called Canucks with interest in Kesler. Van is still looking for mammoth return.

— Corey Pronman (@coreypronman) March 3, 2014

New Canucks goalie: a mammoth. It just might work!

#2

Trade the whole team for another team. Different league, different sport, doesn't matter. I'll take a single A baseball team at this point.

— stefan (@boring_as_heck) March 4, 2014

If you enjoy seeing Stefan mock the Canucks this was a very good week for you.

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

You know nothing, Garth Snow

— Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) March 5, 2014

An excellent bit of wordplay used at the best possible time. Good work, Dunn.

City of Winnipeg update!

Concerned about frozen water pipes? Go to http://t.co/cTUFnUFfsS for information. #wpgpipes

— City of Winnipeg (@cityofwinnipeg) March 9, 2014

Lots of tweets about frozen water pipes from Winnipeg this week, which is something I have never had to even think about once in my entire life in California.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .