Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
OH MY GOD CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED ON TRUE DETECTIVE LAST NIGHT?!??!?!
Actually don't talk about it yet, give people a chance to watch it, please. But wasn't it CRAZY!
BREAKING: Goaltender change in the Heritage Classic game. Sestito is now in net. Lack traded to Edmonton. Luongo denied food and water.— SJ (@stace_ofbase) March 2, 2014
This tweet is even funnier considering everything that's happened to the Canucks since that outdoor game.
Why would they want a mammoth. RT @DarrenDreger: Leafs called Canucks with interest in Kesler. Van is still looking for mammoth return.— Corey Pronman (@coreypronman) March 3, 2014
New Canucks goalie: a mammoth. It just might work!
Trade the whole team for another team. Different league, different sport, doesn't matter. I'll take a single A baseball team at this point.— stefan (@boring_as_heck) March 4, 2014
If you enjoy seeing Stefan mock the Canucks this was a very good week for you.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
You know nothing, Garth Snow— Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) March 5, 2014
An excellent bit of wordplay used at the best possible time. Good work, Dunn.
City of Winnipeg update!
Lots of tweets about frozen water pipes from Winnipeg this week, which is something I have never had to even think about once in my entire life in California.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .